Vote for Me! Gretchen for President!
It's time to let things go to the dogs! Every dog has it's day! Vote for Gretchen for President!
My Platform:
Snacks must be served twice a day!
Afternoon naps on the couch will be mandatory!
Cookies will be named a Food Group!
Everyone who adopts a shelter animal gets a tax rebate!
It's time to let a dachshund take charge. I'm courageous in facing cows, persistent in the pursuit of snacks, doggedly determined to beg at every meal, and above all, I'm cute and cuddly! When's the last time a candidate for President was described as cute and cuddly, huh?
I promise to have an all-inclusive Administration. I'll appoint my sister, Jasmine, to serve as Secretary of Snacks and my best buddy, Sammy the Cat, to serve as Vice President of Playtime. I'll appoint the cows as Secretaries of Agriculture in charge of milk production and my best friend, Honey the Dog, will be in charge of the newly created Department of Cookies. YUM!
I even have foreign policy experience. I've been to Kansas City.